Randomness #1:
I've been looking into Mesopotamian mythology. I've done it before, but not very deeply. It's fascinating stuff, especially when you compare some of the stories to their Greek and Biblical counterparts.
But
man. Most of it? Porn. I'm not even exaggerating. Even the Greek gods would have told the Mesopotamian gods to take a breather. Pretty much any basic element of nature that you can think of was created through some combination of gods gettin' it on. You could make a filmed or illustrated porno based on these myths and not need to change anything except that a porn writer would probably improve the dialogue and (if necessary) the narration. No, really. There are a few parts where Enlil is constantly and consistently compared to a "great bull", and it's repeated so many times that it starts to sound an awful lot like
Howard Moon's cream poetry. But, I mean, considering that this was one of the first (if not
the first) societies to have a written language, I'm happy to cut them some slack in the literary department. :)
Randomness #2:
Bought a new sketch book. They were on sale for like 3 bucks. I've sort of had this problem for the last couple of years where I'd buy a sketch book and promise myself that I'd start seriously using it, but then get intimidated because omg I'm not good enough for such nice paper D: D: D:, so I'd doodle on, like, lined paper. And the doodle would end up looking great and I'd be like, "Crap. I can't scan this. It's got lines all on it." Attempts to reproduce the doodle on white paper are never as good as the original work, so I sigh and it never sees the light of day, and any time I'd try to work on white paper, my mind would blank and I'd once again say "I'll just be wasting nice paper. :(" And I stopped bothering to use lined paper because of the aforementioned problem, so I just wasn't drawing at all.
So I've vowed that THIS sketch book is just gonna be filled with any crap my hand feels like drawing. Even if it's just literal, toddleriffic scribbles. At least then I'm PRODUCING something - anything! - and getting some goddamn practice.
Randomness #3:
I need to buy some cucumber. Celery just isn't cutting it alone. Craving green veggies liek whoa right now. I'd make a full salad, but . . . it's 3 a.m.
Would also like a watermelon. . . . Actually, I want watermelon even more than I want green veggies.
Randomness #4:
It's looking pretty unlikely that I'm going to get the job I was lusting after, so it's back to the search. Probably for the best. It was out of town and I don't know if I'd have been able to afford the commute, ultimately. There are a few interesting openings at the mall I used to work at. :)
Randomness #5:
. . . OMG WE DO HAVE CUCUMBER IT WAS JUST HIDING OM NOM NOM NOM.